Script :))))

[ a voice talks ] The Italian Man Who Went To Malta.

[ Italian Man ] ONE DAY, on my way going to Malta's Bigger Hotel. In the morning to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast, she brings me only one piece. I told her I want two piece, she said, 'Go to the toilet'. I said, 'You no understand, I want two piece on my plate'. She said, 'You better not piss on the plate you son of a bitch!'. I don't even know the lady and she called me son of a beach. Later, go to eat in a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I told her, 'I want a fock'. She tells me, 'Everybody wanna fuck'. I told her, 'You no understand, I wanna fock on the table'. She say, 'You better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!'. So I go back to my room in the hotel and there are no sheets on the bed. 'Call the manager! I'm telle him I wanna sheet'. He tell me to go to the toilet! I say, 'You no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed' And he said, 'You better not shit on the bed you son of a bitch!'. I go to the check out counter and the man on the desk say, "Peace on you" and I said, "Piss on you too you son of a beach! I'm going back to Italia!"

LOL, did you get it? :))

Name Edzil Marice -------
Age Turning fourteen in May -- :)
Likes Ice cream, dSLR, Starbucks, books, iPod Touch, James Durbin, demigods, wizards, hi-tech stuffs, sleep, ChineseAsian people, swimming, soccer, and other stuffs that depends on my mood.
Dislikes Bitches, I guess. Maybe chores too?
Wishlist Harry Potter Series (the books, please), him (lulz), another dSLR, more books to read, cash.. tons of it.

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Script :))))

[ a voice talks ] The Italian Man Who Went To Malta.

[ Italian Man ] ONE DAY, on my way going to Malta's Bigger Hotel. In the morning to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast, she brings me only one piece. I told her I want two piece, she said, 'Go to the toilet'. I said, 'You no understand, I want two piece on my plate'. She said, 'You better not piss on the plate you son of a bitch!'. I don't even know the lady and she called me son of a beach. Later, go to eat in a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I told her, 'I want a fock'. She tells me, 'Everybody wanna fuck'. I told her, 'You no understand, I wanna fock on the table'. She say, 'You better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!'. So I go back to my room in the hotel and there are no sheets on the bed. 'Call the manager! I'm telle him I wanna sheet'. He tell me to go to the toilet! I say, 'You no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed' And he said, 'You better not shit on the bed you son of a bitch!'. I go to the check out counter and the man on the desk say, "Peace on you" and I said, "Piss on you too you son of a beach! I'm going back to Italia!"

LOL, did you get it? :))